Do you ever have weird dreams about your friends? Do you ever have dreams where you do dirty things with your friends? You wake up and you're like Wow, So-and-so is really attractive, but then two hours later you think about it again and you're like What the f@ck? Yeah, so last night I had this dream I did some naughty things with an Orpwood friend (yeah, a dude). I remember at first I was taken off guard by this, but then I decided to just go with it. After I woke up I thought to myself how I never saw that coming (because, you know, dreams are reality). An hour later I realized that it would so never happen. Especially since the second half of my dream was spent trying to get privacy to take a bath in the double sink because I didn't want to bathe in the jacuzzi outside on the grounds that the weather was cold. This too would so never happen. I would not take a bath (No, not a sponge bath, but the kind you lay back and relax in.) in a sink people kept throwing their dirty dishes.

So, do you ever have weird dreams about your friends?