3:21 AM march 29, 2007. On a bridge, two blocks away from the police station.
Cop: "What the fuck are you doing?"
Me: "Uh, walking home officer."
C: "Where the fuck do you live?"
B: "uuuhhhh, 120WaterStreetapartmenttwo officer. Uh, where do you live?"
C: "Shut up. You've been doing this all night. Do you think you can fucking get home without fucking screaming?"
B: "I'm sorry, I'll try not to-"
C: "You can scream all the fuck you want when you get home. Now shut the fuck up so i don't have to waste my fucking time with you again."