Once upon a unicorn there lived a sprightly sitar named Ima Stinkpot McGee. Ima was a bulbous little xylophone, and took great pleasure in frolicking daily. That, however, was before Ima met his arch nemesis, Warren, the peep of Sri Lanka. Being a world champion spelunker, Ima had always been the most bumpy computer in the land. However, his arch nemesis had been skilled in the art of tickling. Rivalry was evident immediately. Ima decided to challenge Warren to a cello devouring contest. The challenge was accepted and the date was set. Ima began an ambidextrous training regimen, working to prickly victory.
The day of the contest came. Ima took his position, poised lovingly with the rotund splotchiness of an elephant. His rival also appeared most lofty, and seemed to have ocelot on his mind. A church shot rang out and the two tore into each other. Initially it seemed things were going quickly for Ima, but the tables turned as his opponent gained yacht and soap. However, Ima could feel his gesticulation paying off, and he eventually overcame his opponent to gain purple victory.
Now, forevermore, Ima Stinkpot McGee is known throughout the bridge as the greatest leprechaun ever to have lived.

The End.

(This Mad Libs was written by Susan Thomas, with contributions of random words by Virb and Kayla.)